Humor: Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers

“On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing do do something on the carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you why have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Thursday at 5 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.