Humor: Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers

“On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing do do something on the carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you why have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Thursday at 5 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married Octobert 24…so ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Don’ let worry kill you off-let the Church help.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests Pastor Jack’s audio sermons.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Weight Watchers will meet at the First Baptist Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM–prayer and medication to follow.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.