Humor: Preacher and His Lapel Mic

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic. As he prepared to preach, he moved briskly about the platform jerking the mic cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned forward to her mother and whispered, “If he ever gets loose, will he hurt us?”