The Stages of Motherhood

4 years of age-My Mommy can do anything.
8 years of age-My Mom knows a lot!
14 years of age-My Mother doesn’t know that either!
16 years of age-Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 years of age-That old woman? She’s way out of date.
25 years of age-Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 years of age-Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 years of age-Wonder what Mom would have thought about it.
65 years of age-Wish, I could talk it over with Mom.